Send in the Clones
Paranoia V2 (because v1 wasn't chaotic enough)
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Alan Phillipson
Assessing Interest
7 October 2026
Soon
The Computer is your friend.
The Computer runs Alpha Complex.
You live in Alpha Complex.
The Computer wants you to be happy.
not being happy is treasonous.
The Computer is your friend.
An algorithm-picked squad of Alpha Complex's most capable expendable citizens have been promoted to troubleshooter - security clearance RED.
There is trouble in Alpha Complex. It needs shooting.
The Computer runs Alpha Complex.
The Computer is never wrong.
Therefore there cannot be trouble in Alpha Complex.
Anyone believing there is trouble in Alpha Complex must therefore be a treasonous Commie.
Treasonous commies must be terminated.
Are you a Treasonous Commie?
Report to recyc in 5... 4.... 7... pzzzt... 7 .. .bzzzz ... crunk ... the cat sat on the tactical nuclear device ....
