Give it the Needle

Ever looked in your wardrobe and found all your existing clothes to be drab and mundane? Yup, me too!

But now there’s a sure-fire way to enhance your overall stylishness by an estimated* 18% - slap a club logo on your favourite mankini!

Simply wander down to The Craft Shack on King Street Mold, flash your club membership card (either version) and for the paltry sum of £7.50 have one of two club logos professionally embroidered onto your sad, brown, polyester cardigan...

Alternatively, you can buy an embroidered patch from the club shop (coming soon) and spend a fascinating 1/2 hour stabbing yourself in the finger whilst trying to sew it onto the front of your saggy Y-fronts.

*Estimated by a colour-blind gibbon on acid.